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Category Archives: Science
Meat For Vegetarians
By now everyone has had a Beyond Meat burger or other plant based replacements for meat. The taste is wonderful and I think meat finally has an acceptable alternative. My only problem with Beyond Meat’s offering is that you can … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged autotomy, Beyond Meat, different diets to improve taste, doesn't hurt or injure animals, giant gong, giant gong to scare tails off, harvest tails, lizards, meat without a mother, meatless alternative, not as many calories, plant based alternatives to meat, PTSD, regrow tails, smell of cooking meat, tail falls off because of fear, tail keeps twitching to attract predators, tails, taste is great, vat grown meat, vegetarians
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Pluto Got Demoted – Could Neptune Be Next?
I’ve been wracking my mind, trying to figure out a way to demote Neptune from being a planet. Size doesn’t work because if we demote Neptune, we demote all the rocky planets, including Earth. Demoting Neptune for being gaseous doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged demoting a planet, Earth, English pun, gas giants, Jupiter, mnemonic, Neptune, Pluto, rear end of the solar system, rocky planets, solar system, Sun, the Great Dark Spot, Uranus
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Yellow Teeth
It’s really hard to avoid getting yellowish teeth. Many things can turn your teeth yellow. There are the obvious culprits like drinking coffee and tea. Even herbal teas can turn your teeth yellow. Smoking cigarettes or marijuana can play this … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Social Science
Tagged aging, bleaching, bleaching teeth is a billion dollar industry, coffee and tea, culture idolizes youth, drinking establishments, lottery tickets, make sure young stars have yellow teeth, many things cause yellow teeth, prizing yellow teeth, renting a car, scratch and wins, smoking cigarettes and marijuana, wear, white and red wine, whitening, yellow teeth, yellowing agents, young people could pay for yellowing their teeth, youth want to be of age
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Squirrelly
The definition of squirrelly has long been odd, eccentric, crazed or jumpy. This of course is due to the squirrel’s behaviour. They jump at every slight movement of something else. Yet, still they keep up all the things they do, … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 25% of caches might be raided, 3 000 caches, battery, beryllium, burning Hindenburg, crazed, favourite berry, feat of memory, floating balloon, giant cache would be raided, helium, hydrogen, if squirrels could talk they would be banned from casinos, jumpy, lithium, mental athletes, mnemonic, periodic table, scatter caches, squirrel, squirrel's behaviour, squirrelly, storing food for winter, the memory palace
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Hugging Cows
It came to my attention that people were hugging cows in the Netherlands for Covid 19 stress relief. Yes, Covid brings on stressors. Yes, hugging can help us manage this. But a cow? C’mon what are you people thinking? I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pets, Science, Social Science
Tagged bats, bird flu, cats, covid 19 is likely from bats, covid-19, cows, dogs, emotional support animals, goats, horse, hugging cows, hugging people is too dangerous, peacocks, pigs, rabbit hole, rabbits, size might make cows a better hug, swine flu
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Birth Control for Werewolves
It is said that all a werewolf needs to do is bite you for you to become a werewolf. Indeed most sources seem to think all a werewolf needs to do is break your skin and their saliva will transfer … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged a werewolf might hunt 12 different creatures during full moon, Anthropocene, exponential progression, full moon, human, hunt then hunt again, moon's cycle is 29.5 days, silver bullets, the 34th full moon is when every human is a werewolf, the case for vampires staking vampires, vampires, werewolf, werewolf biting a human leads to more werewolves, werewolves will hunt new werewolves as birth control, werewolves will keep silver bullets close by
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Ice From Above
“I’ve watched your cold producing powers for some time now,” said Mother Earth to Near Absolute Hero. “Am I right in supposing that your cold gun focuses the cold at a certain point?” “Yeah. That’s what I think of as … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged air has water vapour, being an absolute hero is an impossibility, cold gun, computer system, contact lenses that can tell a computer what you are focusing on, cool air enough and ice comes out, cool air enough it drips, engineering, focusing cold gun, humidity, iceballs could rain down on villains, math, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Near Absolute Hero, Science, spatial necessities, STEMs, technology, temperature
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Can Cockroaches Survive Dr. Phil?
In the book, “The Cockroach Papers: A Compendium of History and Lore” it is believed that the first mention of cockroaches being able to survive the Nagasaki and Hiroshima nuclear blasts occurred. This eventually led to the idea that if … Continue reading
Posted in Mathematics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 64% of Britons who are overweight or obese get serious covid-19 cases, 64% of people in UK are overweight or obese, bears, cockroaches, cockroaches come from the tropics, covid-19, Dr. Phil, foxes, Hiroshima, humans, Nagasaki, nuclear strike, nuclear war, other insects, popular culture, spiders, wolves
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The Return of Tail
Modern Ninja jumped about the one room warehouse, drop kicking a punching bag, leaping a pile of equipment then doing a roundhouse on a full body punching bag. Unfortunately she had used too much force with her roundhouse amped up … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Politics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged blue collar torture, cracker, government agents, gravity, hacker, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Mother Earth needs more than one partner, Near Absolute Hero, PTSD, punching bags, quantum computer, quantum computers can break into normal computer systems easily, silenced guns with rubber bullets, superhero tryouts, superheroes, supervillains, Tail, training exoskeleton, white collar torture
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