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Category Archives: Sports
Billionaires vs Billionaires
By now I bet we’ve all heard about the billionaire space race. Who is going to be the first billionaire into space? Well actually it’s more than that. Which billionaire will be first into space on their own company’s rocket? … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Science, Sports
Tagged Bexos is younger, bilionaire, bilionaire space race, billionaire series, Blue Origin, Branson is wilier, capes, flags, Jeff Bezos, July 11, July 20, meritocracy, mixed martial arts, MMA, purse of one million dollars, Richard Branson, show some merit, teeth knocked out, Trump, Virgin Galactic
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Practice Makes Perfect
We’ve all heard the saying practice makes perfect. And we all mulled on it for a few seconds and thought well that makes sense. But have we elevated the saying to be the prime directive of sports? Why no we … Continue reading
Posted in Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 12 strikes in a row is a perfect game, 30 shots with no strikes and spares in bowling, 450 points is a perfect game, 5 pin bowling, best golfers might need 21 or more holes to reach par for the course, golf, high jump, hockey, like Le Mans, maybe I can compete with best bowlers, most shots with 150 points being a perfect game, no point to have a goalie, practice makes perfect, prime directice, prime directive of sports, racing won by distance, soccer, spares, sports, sprinter, strikes, track and field, won by number of shots on net
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It’s Almost as if the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation Wants Us to Lose
For the purposes of this article, I am going to assume when picking numbers for a lottery ticket, those possible values are between 1 and 49 because that’s how it was for Lotto 649. In its latest ads, OLG has … Continue reading
Posted in Mathematics, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged $100 000 prize, 8 milestone birthdays from 1 to 49, about 25 players on hockey or football or baseball or soccer team, baseball, basketball, big win, blackjack dealer, casino, Encore, football, hockey, jersey numbers, Lotto 649, milestone birthdays, most live babies in one batch for a human is 8, Mr. Encore, Octomom, OLG, plinko, soccer, the big wheel, The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation, the Price is Right, triplets
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It’s Soccer Club!
Soccer has made a comeback in North America. But you wouldn’t know that by the names. Toronto F. C. is the local team here in my part of North America. F. C. stands for football club. This Eurotrash attempt to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Sports
Tagged Argos, Brexiting Eurotrash, cowboys, Europe, Eurotrash, F. C. Dallas, F. C. stands for football club, football, Giants, Jets, Manchester S. C., Manchester United, New York City F. C., North America, North American English, soccer, Toronto F. C.
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Red Liquid
Recently I saw something so shocking, so surprising, so mortifying that I’m not even sure if I have healed to this very day. But I will try to get this out to the rest of the public to see what … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science, Sports
Tagged blood, blue blood, blue liquid, blue maple leafs are a crime against nature, girls in puberty, if you take the red out of canada's flag all you have is the surrender flag, men don't need tampons?, mothers, prepubescent girls, princess, queen, red liquid, red wine, royalty, sloshed, tampon commercials, tampons, Toronto Maple Leafs
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The Evolution of Walking the Plank
Pirates liked making their captured enemies walk the plank. That is they would nail a plank to the edge of the ship much like a diving board. Then they would tie the enemy up so they couldn’t move anything except … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Sports
Tagged bound victims, can't swim because they are bound, competitive diving stopped piracy, diving board, drowning, mind games, one victim explains they will see much better dives if they don't bind victims, perfect dive allows pirates to let go of victim, pirates, police actions didn't stop piracy, quality of dives, ships, torture, walking the plank, where piracy exists there is no competitive diving
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Opposites Attract
I was on the subway, midday, so it wasn’t that crowded. Which I thought was good because I could be anti social and interact with my foldable phone. I did hear the steps that walked up and sat heavily across … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Sports
Tagged boxer, crime fighting for profit, criminals, doctor, foldable phone, guns, jailers, judges, mask, one-plastic-surgeon town, plastic surgeon, plastic surgery, police scanner, rhinoplasty, subway
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Strange as Fiction
Everyone who has seen the movie Alien or any of its sequels knows and remembers the chest bursting scenes. But did you know that this scene isn’t as original as it seems on the surface. That there were a few … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Sports, Stage and Screen
Tagged alien, baby kick, chest bursting, doctors, Earth, endopiercing, fetus, football kickers, horror, horses, jockeys, kickboxer, killed mothers kidneys, martial artists, pregnant women, ribbed walls, soft walls, stomach bursting, womb
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