The True Chretien King Maker

Many have lamented how the left and centre of the Canadian political spectrum have been left out of power for many years. There have been calls for the left leaning NDP and centrist Liberal party to merge in order to take down Harper.

There even is a movement afoot for the NDP and Liberals and Greens to only run the most likely winner amongst their three parties in each riding to get around the limitations of our First Past the Post system and then put in force a proportional representation system. A system that would reward a 37% showing with 37% of the seats. Not with the majority of the seats.

At this date, both the merger and the proportional representation scheme seem unlikely to happen. So are we stuck with Stephen Harper being the prime minister till he deigns to finally step down?

We can look at what made the last stable non conservative governments. What tricks did those party leaders use to win elections?

The last win for the Liberals was Paul Martin’s minority government that edged out Stephen Harper with a smear campaign. Something Harper definitely took to heart, smearing any possible winner except himself since 2006.

That Martin government seemed more like a fluke than a dynasty. Indeed, a dangerous moniker got attached to the Liberals at around this time. They began to brag about being the natural ruling party of Canada. Does the party wonder why they find themselves in third place, now?

Beating Harper now seems like a fluke and smart strategy by Martin. The elections before that is more of concern to this topic.

Jean Chretien won 3 back to back to back majority Liberal governments. Anyone from this time realizes that ‘natural ruling party’ was so much BS. The true king maker was Preston Manning. Just before Chretien’s first federal victory, Manning started the Reform Party. It was a second right wing party besides the Progressive Conservatives.

The key to centrist, leftist victory is to split the right wing vote. This was in play throughout all of Chretien’s victories.

So I dare someone to start a second federal right wing party. I’m looking at you, Wildrose party of Alberta.

Even more likely, some lefty could start a right wing party. That person should have flown below the radar for the last few years so their political views aren’t known. Then if the right wing vote splitting doesn’t work, that lefty has a chance to become prime minister, too. Sure it’s a low thing to shift on the political spectrum but we’re all used to political parties shifting after a victory.

Right, F-35 Stephen Harper?

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The Frackin’ Oil Companies

If you don’t know what fracking is, perhaps you should have paid more attention in the school yard. Fracking is what oil and gas companies do to get more reserves out of the ground. The official term is hydraulic fracturing.

Fracking is done by releasing pressurized fluid into the ground. Often a friction reducer or lubricant is used.

Fracking has social consequences. Groundwater can become contaminated, air quality can be compromised and frackin’ chemicals can come to the surface and spoil the environment.

One truly scary consequence of frackin’ is that it can trigger earthquakes. The largest one appears to be a magnitude 4.0 earthquake on the Richter scale. But something as lucrative as fracking (the frackin’ oil companies are now projecting that with unfettered fracking, North America will be oil self sufficient by 2050), can also spawn many earthquake denying studies and lawyers.

So if the oil companies want to frack below you, just say, “Frack off.” It’s not money for nothing. You are risking your groundwater, air, and surface. And places that the oil companies want to frack in don’t necessarily have any earthquake defences or codes.

Send a big “Frack you” to big oil and gas, by continuing to switch over to greener environmental options. Fracking just means oil and gas will last a little longer. The party will still eventually be over.

We can only afford to say, “What the frack?” in non oil and gas communities. Effected areas would be wise to legislate.

In the meantime, help make frack a bad word.

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Stephen Harper Gets Cartoond

[Stephen Harper: As a conservative I never believe in nationalizing Canada’s resources.

2nd balloon: But Malaysia and China can nationalize Canada’s resources.

Harper’s button: Alberta 4 eva! Great Lakes neva!]

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Yes, Nintendo, There are More English Pronouns to Misspell

First came the Wii. With the odd spelling, Nintendo could easily deny that it was an English word. Even if you thought it might have a meaning in English it could mean the English word, wee, as well as the pronoun we.

Then came the U. What are the odds that Nintendo would sound out a second English word and again they had an odd spelling? Sure it could mean the English word, ewe, but twice in a row hints at a pattern and could easily be the English pronoun, you.

This is too much of a coincidence. Like Apple’s attempt to dominate the letter “i” (also a pronoun -do you see where this is headed?).

I think Nintendo is going to actually challenge the Apple stranglehold in their next outing. Of course the U fits under the Wii branding. It only makes sense for U and Aye to make up the Wii line. That is just as much logic as Apple uses in making everything an “i”.

Indeed we should celebrate Nintendo for branching out with their naming pattern because if we let companies own a letter there are only 25 more to go.

Nintendo could continue with Uss, Thay, Mii etc. Then they could make male and female versions like a blue Hii and a pink Shii or a blue Hym and pink Hur.

Then, once Nintendo has a stranglehold on their market and their customers they can be more possessive with names like Miine, Yore, Thare and of course “R” as in Our. Nintendo, you trademark testing monstrosity, you want to take on the Toys R Us chain, too? Sure the R in Toys R Us is backward but that hasn’t slowed down that trademark’s annexation of the forward form,too.

I say let the companies fight it out. Maybe eventually we English speakers will get back our letters I,R and U, as well as our pronouns.

Update: Apparently Nintendo used “Mii”s as player avatars right from the outset with the Wii.

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Xmas Miracle: Spirit of Giving Reaches Marketer

The spirit of giving is so popular this year that it reached a marketer as is evidenced by a television ad in my area. That marketer was so effected that they UNDER sold something.

In this ad they say “Save 60% so you can buy 60% more”. Well if a person saves 60% they have spent only 40%. 60% more of that is 24% of the original price. So the total is only 64%. If you were to spend the full original price you would have to spend 150% more.

Since this marketer only wishes for 64% of your gift money you are now free to spend that 36 % elsewhere. Perhaps you could give that money to charity. Or invest it. Or pay down debt especially the credit card kind. It’s up to you. And some people may use it to pay forward the spirit of giving.

Perhaps that marketer will no longer be as rich as he/she set out to be this holiday season. But no matter how cold it gets this winter their heart will be 2 ½ times its original size and it will keep them warm. It’s a true Xmas miracle.

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NaNoWriMo Winner

This is going to be a non humourous, self congratulatory post. You see, this year I entered the NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) contest. In my last post before November began, I outlined my strategy of trying to write a set of short stories rather than a novel and my writing goal each day would be to complete one computer page (approximately 600 words or 2 paperback pages).

But my sister Laurel L. Russwurm (Now a 3 times NaNoWriMo winner) suggested that I at least try the 1667 words per day. I had been hesitant to commit because even though I’ve written off and on for 15 years my largest output in a day was 3 computer pages or basically the output I would have to do every day for NaNoWriMo. I agreed to at least start off with that as my goal.

The first and second day I succeeded both times and indeed tried to push myself even further writing 4 pages and 3 ½ pages respectively. I felt funny that second evening, like I was pushing myself too hard and that last page or ½ page seemed to take much longer per word. So for the rest of the contest I mostly did my 3 pages and left it at that.

So 3 pages was my goal and it actually works out to something like 2000 words. I only missed 3 days and finished a few days ahead of time. So I’m unexpectedly happy with my November output.

One final note. I still haven’t written a full novel. But I’ve heard of the mid novel lull where writers strain to put interesting things on the page. I missed this challenge by writing short stories. However I think the writing of short stories is just as hard because I had to restart 6 times and this beginning phase slowed down my progress by quite a bit. Next year I am going to try the novel. I have a novel in mind that is related to my short stories.

Congratulations to all the winners of NaNoWriMo and to all those people who have won just by participating.

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Pfizer Pfail

Pfizer’s patent on Viagra was pulled in Canada earlier this month. They were caught gaming the patent system by not fully disclosing what the invention was. The point of patents is to get the invention out in the open so at the end of the 20 year monopoly, society has gained.

 I brazenly cheered this news because I have had to put up with obnoxious advertising for Viagra for years. But it doesn’t stop there. Anyone with an email account has probably gotten Viagra spam. Especially us middle aged men. The third thing that has really bothered me was all the comment spam I get from this blog site. You are only too right in thinking that Viagra has spammed this site, almost from the very start, and often. So much so it made my comment blacklist at a very early date.

 So I am pleased to see Viagra earning less money. I am pleased to see Pfizer punished. But in all my cheering I forgot one thing.

 Now there are going to be 3 companies making generic Viagra. We are now going to see advertisements for Niagra. We are going to have more spam in our inboxes thanks to Viagara. Viagara Falls will flow into my comment spam causing a delayed reaction by me in blacklisting it. So for weeks or months I will have to wade through more spam until I figure out which companies are selling the generic Viagra with less obvious names than plays on the name Niagara.

 What most disturbs me about this case was that Pfizer won in two lower courts with such an obvious ruse. They probably paid for the best lawyers to extend their product’s monopoly to near the end of its term. So welcome to Canada where only 2 out of every 3 courts are crooked.

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Federal Conservatives Seriously Think About Changing Canadian Flag

Canada’s majority holding Conservatives are threatening to flex their political muscles again by changing the Canadian flag.

They hark back to the development of our current flag. Originally the two bars of red on the Canadian flag were going to be bars of blue to represent that Canada went from sea to sea or from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean.

The Conservatives have jealously kept a large presence up in northern Canada throughout Harper’s reign. They want to represent that by having the new flag show surrounding bars of blue representing Canada as being from sea to sea to C. That new flag design is shown below. Interestingly enough, the Conservative party symbol is a blue C with a red maple leaf in the centre.

Instead of fighting this party centric flag, the official opposition NDP have chosen to remind Canadians that orange maple leafs are just as common as red maple leafs. If we elect them into government we will have the same flag only it will be orange and white (as shown above) instead of red and white.

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Mice Can Sing

That title might not be news to you but for me recently it was. I grew up in an old farmhouse that mice came into when winter struck. Many mousetraps were set and later on we came to rely on a cat to keep the mouse population down. To me mice only sang in cartoon movies.

Those cartoons were partially right. They always have the mice singing in high voices. The science says this is wrong – mice sing at even higher pitches than that. They sing so high that human ears can’t hear it.

It’s been known for awhile that amorous male mice would serenade their ladies. But now they have found that it’s not just an instinctual piece, mice can modify their songs. And they sing outside of courtship, too.

Ever since learning this I’ve had a few questions. First, how come it took scientists so long to learn about all the skills of mice. Lab mice are everywhere in the biological world. Does this mean that scientists haven’t bothered learning about what’s right in front of them? Nice fellas those scientists. They’re a bit slow, though.

Cats and dogs can hear ultrasonic frequencies, too. Does this mean that all along they’ve been listening to mice songs? No wonder that cat will stare at a crack for hours. It might know a mouse is there because it’s singing.

Which makes me wonder. Cats try their best to kill songbirds and mice. Are they just being music critics? What do they really think about humans singing? Would the kill all of us except the good singers if they were bigger than us?

Then there is that pathetic mouse squeak. It is audible to human hearing. Is that so low for a mouse that it seems like a manly roar to those creatures?

And me? I’m still in shock that mice sing at all.

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