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Tag Archives: aliens
A Strange of Aliens
This post will build on two previous posts. The first one was An RPG of Nerds, where we expand English’s creative side. Groups of animals are called very different things, like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls. … Continue reading
Posted in Language, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged 5 basic settings, 6 basic characters, AIs, aliens, angels, clones, computers, demons, dwarves, elves, fairies, godlike creatures, groups of animals, groups of humans, hobbits, humans. animals, orcs, pantheon of gods, robots, similar aliens, variety of aliens, wizards
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Food Circulatory System
Once upon a time Earth had no @$$holes. Well of course that’s true before life began on Earth. But it’s also true after multi cellular life had started on Earth. That time has gone now (obviously). What was responsible for … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged @$$holes, aliens, anal probes, digestive system in a circle, discern poisonous foods, don't give us superior tech we'll just use it to kill, Earth, food circulatory system, golden age, multi cellular life, need taste buds, puking mechanism, spicy food that burns on the way in and out, we kill each other, we kill life, we stretch our biosphere to max
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A Quiet Place!
There’s one thing that librarians all over the world have had to do every day at work. It’s just never ending. They have to hush their patrons from time to time. Most people need a quiet environment in order to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction
Tagged A Quiet Place, A Quiet Place monsters hunt you down if you make noise, aliens, could a librarian use these monsters?, hushing people, interstellar travel, librarians, librarians have likely fantasized about these monsters, libraries, library patrons, monsters, people could hear themselves think, race of super powerful librarians, the monsters are bullet proof
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Aliens are Humans? – Wait a Minute!
I’ve heard it said that all aliens in science fiction are really humans in disguise for getting the author’s point across about humanity. Apparently the prime directive about writing science fiction is that it must be human centred even when … Continue reading
Posted in Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged 5 basic settings, aliens, aliens aren't just funny looking humans, aliens in Star Trek are usually humans with putty, alternate reality, animals, anything hard with gravity, are all planets really Earth?, compress my 6 kinds of character to one kind, compress the 5 settings into one, dystopias, free fall, godlike creatures, humans, humans and Vulcans almost certainly can't breed with each other, lesser magical creatures, robots or computers, science fiction, simpler universe but much more boring, Spock, Star Trek, the divine(heaven or hell), ustopias, Vulcans, weird and exotic settings (other astronomical objects
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The Down Side to Kirk’s Good Ol’ Boxing
The first thing I’d like to say about boxing aliens is that human beings are likely mediocre fighters. So half of all alien species are stronger than us just like half of all alien species are weaker than us. For … Continue reading
Why Donald Trump Must Deport Himself
In the run-up to the American election and in the election itself, Donald Trump positioned himself to be a deporter of more of the people that try to make the United States a home. But I have to call him … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged alien hair, aliens, America, deporting, deporting aliens, does Donald's hair release spores?, Donald is an orange alien, Donald Trump, Donald Trump has the mind reading skills of an alien, ET's hands were bigger than Donald's, extra terrestrial aliens, If the Donald is called home he will deport all extra terrestrial aliens, mind reading, NDP, New Democratic Party, orange hair, orange skin, Republican, Rosie O'Donnell, the Canadian left, Trump University
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All Alien Spaceships
What can we say about alien spaceships that hasn’t already been speculated on? Well I just noticed two things that are the same with all alien encounters that are depicted on the screen. The aliens always have lights and some … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged "aliens" might be getting rid of cancerous polyps, alien abductees, alien spaceships are lit up and windy, aliens, anal probes, colonoscopy, government helicopters, is government too benevolent, spaceships, stealth helicopters are relatively silent, stealth planes are invisible to radar, UFOs
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