Category Archives: Humour

Traits of the Successful DJ

Posted on 22 June 2019 by Larry Russwurm

First of all a DJ should have some competence with electronics. It might only be for connecting things with wires but there is that base competence. And mostly a DJ should be competent enough that they don’t manage to electrocute … Continue reading →

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The Helium Shortage

Posted on 15 June 2019 by Larry Russwurm

Everyone knows the two main properties of helium. It is lighter than air and also is capable of making your voice a couple octaves higher when you breathe it in. People have been playing with helium and these two uses … Continue reading →

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Harvard is a Serviceable Trainer

Posted on 8 June 2019 by Larry Russwurm

I have to say that Harvard is nothing special. It is very utilitarian and makes a serviceable trainer. People might tell you its the best of the best but I say that those people just haven’t lived yet. Harvard and … Continue reading →

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But

Posted on 18 May 2019 by Larry Russwurm

This post has a couple of big buts. If you don’t like big buts then don’t read it. However if you do like big buts or are neutral this may be an article for you. The most famous person who … Continue reading →

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This is a Work of Fiction

Posted on 11 May 2019 by Larry Russwurm

Janna was a broad consumer of books of fiction. So it was no surprise that she entered Epimenides Bookstore. What might have been surprising is how quickly she passed by the displays, not even reading a word. She was on … Continue reading →

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Devout Capitalist, Kenney, To Go On Strike

Posted on 4 May 2019 by Larry Russwurm

Everyone knows that Jason Kenney, the new premiere of Alberta, is a devoted capitalist. After all he is such a lap dog to the oil industry of that province, how could he be anything else? Well he is planning a … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Border Fence

Posted on 27 April 2019 by Larry Russwurm

If you don’t believe in the power of words, I would dare you to be the Trump flunky that tries to call his border wall, the border fence. Maybe I underestimate Trump’s tolerance but I just recall his reaction to … Continue reading →

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Web of Murder

Posted on 13 April 2019 by Larry Russwurm

The “call before you dig” public advertisements got me thinking. What if it wasn’t possible to bury a body in the back yard because there were no spots where that large of a space wasn’t crisscrossed with buried wires. Indeed … Continue reading →

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Please Don’t Make Trump Cute

Posted on 6 April 2019 by Larry Russwurm

I imagine most netizens have seen the giant Trump baby balloon by now. I object to this because it sends the wrong message. You see the vast majority of people regard babies as cute. No matter how ugly the baby … Continue reading →

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Shadowy Man on the White House

Posted on 30 March 2019 by Larry Russwurm

I was watching the news when they pulled back to a shot of the White House. I usually ignore such shots. For all I know it could be a stock photo and not a live feed. But this time I … Continue reading →

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