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Hugging Cows

Posted on 7 November 2020 by Larry Russwurm

It came to my attention that people were hugging cows in the Netherlands for Covid 19 stress relief. Yes, Covid brings on stressors. Yes, hugging can help us manage this. But a cow? C’mon what are you people thinking? I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Pets, Science, Social Science | Tagged bats, bird flu, cats, covid 19 is likely from bats, covid-19, cows, dogs, emotional support animals, goats, horse, hugging cows, hugging people is too dangerous, peacocks, pigs, rabbit hole, rabbits, size might make cows a better hug, swine flu | Leave a comment

Birth Control for Werewolves

Posted on 1 August 2020 by Larry Russwurm

It is said that all a werewolf needs to do is bite you for you to become a werewolf. Indeed most sources seem to think all a werewolf needs to do is break your skin and their saliva will transfer … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Science | Tagged a werewolf might hunt 12 different creatures during full moon, Anthropocene, exponential progression, full moon, human, hunt then hunt again, moon's cycle is 29.5 days, silver bullets, the 34th full moon is when every human is a werewolf, the case for vampires staking vampires, vampires, werewolf, werewolf biting a human leads to more werewolves, werewolves will hunt new werewolves as birth control, werewolves will keep silver bullets close by | Leave a comment

Ice From Above

Posted on 11 July 2020 by Larry Russwurm

“I’ve watched your cold producing powers for some time now,” said Mother Earth to Near Absolute Hero. “Am I right in supposing that your cold gun focuses the cold at a certain point?” “Yeah. That’s what I think of as … Continue reading →

Posted in comics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged air has water vapour, being an absolute hero is an impossibility, cold gun, computer system, contact lenses that can tell a computer what you are focusing on, cool air enough and ice comes out, cool air enough it drips, engineering, focusing cold gun, humidity, iceballs could rain down on villains, math, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Near Absolute Hero, Science, spatial necessities, STEMs, technology, temperature | Leave a comment

Can Cockroaches Survive Dr. Phil?

Posted on 23 May 2020 by Larry Russwurm

In the book, “The Cockroach Papers: A Compendium of History and Lore” it is believed that the first mention of cockroaches being able to survive the Nagasaki and Hiroshima nuclear blasts occurred. This eventually led to the idea that if … Continue reading →

Posted in Mathematics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged 64% of Britons who are overweight or obese get serious covid-19 cases, 64% of people in UK are overweight or obese, bears, cockroaches, cockroaches come from the tropics, covid-19, Dr. Phil, foxes, Hiroshima, humans, Nagasaki, nuclear strike, nuclear war, other insects, popular culture, spiders, wolves | Leave a comment

COVID-19 Pandemic Meets the Obesity Epidemic

Posted on 25 April 2020 by Larry Russwurm

Just look at this article. COVID-19 Warning for overweight people. They sure do know how to scare us. So let’s look at their math. Overweight and obese people made up 64% of the people with COVID-19 in the ICU in … Continue reading →

Posted in Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged 2020 overweight and obese stat is about 64% in UK, 62% of people in UK were obese or overweight in 2014, 64% of people with serious case of COVID-19 are overweight, click baiter article, covid-19, does obesity have a protective effect from COVID-19, Dr, error bars, ICU, jumping jacks, obese, obesity epidemic, overweight, Oz, pandemic, squats, viewer-baiting show | 1 Comment

The Return of Tail

Posted on 7 March 2020 by Larry Russwurm

Modern Ninja jumped about the one room warehouse, drop kicking a punching bag, leaping a pile of equipment then doing a roundhouse on a full body punching bag. Unfortunately she had used too much force with her roundhouse amped up … Continue reading →

Posted in comics, Politics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged blue collar torture, cracker, government agents, gravity, hacker, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Mother Earth needs more than one partner, Near Absolute Hero, PTSD, punching bags, quantum computer, quantum computers can break into normal computer systems easily, silenced guns with rubber bullets, superhero tryouts, superheroes, supervillains, Tail, training exoskeleton, white collar torture | Leave a comment

Rush Limbaugh Again

Posted on 29 February 2020 by Larry Russwurm

I promised to publish this political cartoon of Rush Limbaugh if he ever said something that was so stupid and vile that it made it to my ears up here in Canada to a person that doesn’t seek out right … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science, Science | Tagged common cold, covid-19, lowest of the low, novel corona virus, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbo, the United States, vile politics | Leave a comment

I Have to Side With the Adults in the Movie ET

Posted on 4 January 2020 by Larry Russwurm

There are two major scenes that made up my mind against E.T. But just think of the idea that these creatures glow in the dark. Obviously they have lorded it over all the other animals on their homeworld and for … Continue reading →

Posted in Pseudo Science, Science, Science Fiction, SF Criticism, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged can cause mass halluciantions, can send motor signals, can send signals, E.T., ET, ET could control a thousand people, ET faked his own death, ET is a powerful telepath, ET is one scary dude, ET the extraterrestrial, flying bicycle, flying bicycles, glow in the dark, homeworld, possibly telekinetic too, presumably other ETs have the same powers, scene is very scary, scene played for laughs, scene where ET wanders and mother unpacks groceries, the extra terrestrial, with distatorship methods could control even more | 1 Comment

This Will Ruin More Learning Time

Posted on 5 October 2019 by Larry Russwurm

This new study out of MIT was designed to show, from Fitbit wearing students, that there is causation between fitness and grades. It found no such causation or even correlation. But, because Fitbits and frustrated scientists are intrusive and don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Humour, Science, Social Science | Tagged cause, correlation, engineer's bridges, Fitbit, grades, learning days required good sleep and done regularly enough ended with good grades, machinist's fingers, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, MIT, no correlation between working out and sleep, privacy neglected in Fitbit study, Rudy Giuliani, sleep, sleep is important for learning, sleeping well before tests didn't help much, trying to sleep well can result in the opposite | Leave a comment

When the Earth Flips

Posted on 24 August 2019 by Larry Russwurm

Every 200 000 years or so, the magnetic poles of the earth flip. The north magnetic pole becomes the south magnetic pole and vice versa. I think a priority after such an event would be to make our compasses still … Continue reading →

Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Science | Tagged Antarctica, Arctica, compass, Down Under, Earth is like a bar magnet with south being in the north, flip atlases and maps, flip globes, magnetic north, magnetic poles are always attracted to the other pole of another magnet, magnetic south, north, north and south magnetic poles flip every 200 000 years, south, southern lands would be on top, Up Over | Leave a comment

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