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Category Archives: Fashion
Symbol Dysmorphia and Scotsmen
Imagine you are a Scotsman, fresh from eating haggis, drinking large quantities of beer, and competing in the caber toss at the local Highland Games, and you have to go to the washroom something fierce. In an effort not to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics
Tagged bagpipes, caber toss, Caitlyn Jenner, dresses, genitals, haggis, heterosexuals, high waisted dress, high waisted kilt, Highland Games, kilts, low waisted dress, ne, nem, nemself, nir, pee standing up, Scotsmen, skirts, symbol dysmorphia, the need for three sets of washrooms, they pronouns are plural, transgendered people, transgendered people might like the sex they want to be, transgendered people might like to pee standing up or sneak peeks at women's genitals or be able to overpower a woman, universal washroom symbols, washroom
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Star Wars, Now in Black and White
I bet your kids or other youths lit up when they read Star Wars in the title. But as positive a phrase that Star Wars may be, there is a negative phrase that outranks it for youth. You guessed it. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged 1950s outfits, adult secrets, another language as code aroung english speakers, black and white, black and white movies, Bleachers, history is boring to youth, I Wanna Get Better, Like a River Runs, Roller Coaster, secret code, Star Wars, television
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Marta Stuart – Domestic Goddess
Marta grows her hair to lengths that make Rapunzel jealous. Usually her hair is between 50 and 100 meters long. This is so she can wrap it into spools and use it as thread. She died it in to a … Continue reading
Man Eating Aliens: It’s Time
It’s a common expression; animals are fattened up before the harvest. You’ve heard it, I’ve heard it and you can bet your bottom dollar that the intelligent aliens checking us out have heard it. Now would be the logical time … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Science Fiction, Sports
Tagged aliens want protein, all aliens are upper class, Arnie, Charles Atlas, fatten up for harvest, Lou, man eating aliens, Mr. T, Mr. Universe pageant, North Americans are fattened up, Sly, soon we'll know more about food and epigenetics to avoid obesity, the 98 pound weakling, weightlifters are high in protein
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what Famous Pickup Lines Really Say
I’m sure the ladies will be told by their elders that the pickup lines that are served up to them, actually say more about the guy that used them then they say about the lady. But this site intends to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Language
Tagged ladies, pickup lines, players, Says more about him than her
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Third Eye
It’s only in the last couple of years that I’ve been privy to the info that the red dot some Hindus wear on their foreheads is supposed to represent a third eye. It’s not that I’ve never thought about the … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged depth perception, Hindu, Hindus might see each other spiritually if they were back to back, optimal third eye position, predator knows where to strike, primate knows where to jump to, red dot on forehead, stereoscopic vision, third eye, third eye might have spiritual sight, try sneaking up on a herbivore, two eyes position for a predator, two eyes position for a primate, two eyes position for herbivore, wrap around vision
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Just How Mutated Were Cinderella’s Feet?
For the sake of argument, lets assume that Cinderella’s feet looked like those of a normal young woman. If that is the case, the only way her foot would be different than the other subjects of her country would be … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Writing
Tagged an extra toe could have gotten Cinderella burned alive, bunions, Cinderella, Cinderella's feet, corns, correlation between foot size and height, could Cinderella have been very tall or very short, dancing and smiling are easy with orthotics, legal limits to even step sister cruelty, orthotics, pimples, the glass slipper, the prince, warts
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A Nice Day for a White Wedding
Let’s say that a couple bonded around the sport of tennis. So they could have their wedding in that sport’s shrine -say Wimbledon- for sheer, high class points. Right after the tournament is over and the rest of the crowd … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Sports
Tagged a wedding is a spectator sport, bridezilla, London, tennis, wedding, white, Wimbledon, Wimbledon players wear white
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Most Beautiful
Unmentionable magazines are fond of generating publicity by having a list of the most beautiful or sexiest people in the world. It drives magazine sales, produces a lot of link love and just plain old publicity for the publication. Indeed, … Continue reading